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2 posts • Started 1 year ago by undecidedLatest post from Ensign


  1. undecided
    (149 Posts)

    Just finished my first successful Vincent ride in 3 weeks.

    A really long story that can be condensed to Lucas, Prince of Darkness
    vs my Sharper Image Intelligent Battery Maintenance System. Lucas 1,
    Sharper Image 0.

    So blah blah blah, angst and heartache, I finally get to the point
    that I'm charging the battery (a journey that led through the front
    brakes and speedo cable- don't ask). My Sharper Image Intelligent
    Battery Maintenance System with it's multiple setting and 3 rows of
    idiot lights says the battery is charged and turns itself off.

    My little battery hydrometer with the 3 balls only shows one floating
    ball in each cell which means low charge, but SIIBMS says the battery
    is charged so it's done, it turns itself off and won't charge the
    battery enough to start the bike.

    I go get my old battery charger, no settings other than the 6/12 volt
    switch and I charge that 6-volt battery for 4 more hours until I have
    2 balls floating and I'm down the road. Stupid intelligence.

    Posted 1 year ago on August 3, 2010    LINK

  2. Ensign
    (179 Posts)

    I guess we are seeing the difference between IMAGE (allegedly Sharper) and substance...
    I use Smart Chargers on all my bikes whenever they're parked longer than overnight. Can't find my hygrometer, though; but that's OK since all my batteries are the sealed type.
    Q - "Why do the British drink their beer warm?"
    A - "Because Lucas makes their refrigerators."

    Posted 1 year ago on August 4, 2010    LINK



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